It's True - I invented the Selfie in 1977

In 1977 I was with a group of friends hiking the trails along the Humber River near the McMichael art gallery. One of them was carrying an inexpensive Kodak point and shoot camera. At one point he asked me to hold his camera while he looked for something in his pack. I don't know what possessed me, but I held the camera up with the lens pointed at my smiling face and snapped the shutter.

I had no idea how the picture would turn out or whether it would turn out. In those days you waited until the roll of film was used up, then sent it out to be developed and picked up your prints in a week or so.

It was some months later when my friend showed me the pictures from his camera. The selfie I took turned out remarkably well. "Who took that?" he asked. "I don't know," I shrugged, not wanting to admit to my vanity. Those were the days when I tried deliberately to look like John Denver.

But there we have it. When selfies became all the rage with the advent of the smart phone, I I had a certain amount of gratification that the selfie was nothing new. I was the one who first came up with it.

The Wild Colonial Boys of Summer House

 

During the summer before my final year at the University of Toronto, I had a gig managing the fraternity house. It was an elected position – you chose a “running mate” and the two of you sought the necessary endorsement from the other members to be nominated as joint candidates for Summer House Managers.

If elected, you and your partner had the task of renting whatever rooms were vacant between Firecracker Day and Labour Day, paying the utility bills, and looking after any necessary maintenance. We used to have a full-time maid named Maria back then and you had to handle the payroll which meant taking the statutory deductions from her pay and remitting them monthly to the government.

My running mate was Brother Conrad and we ran against the slate of Brothers Mark and Pierre. During a round of questioning by the members, each team was asked what kind of system they would use to keep the books. In third year Industrial Engineering, accounting was one of the required courses. I struggled with it at first and actually flunked the mid-term. Just in the nick of time, it came to me in a propitious revelation and I aced the final exam, winding up with a decent grade. I explained that we would use the double-entry accounting system approved and adopted by the fraternity's head office.

Brother Mark introduced the members to his “(patented) two-shoebox technique.” You have two shoeboxes; the money comes in to one shoebox and goes out through the other shoebox. As long as there’s more in the first shoebox than the second, you’re doing alright. The guys were not impressed. Conrad and I won handily.

Conrad had better people skills than me and he took on the job of renting the rooms. He had a knack for finding compatible guys who paid the rent on time. The renters understood that it was just for the summer and they would have to vacate when classes resumed in September. One guy named Roscoe got along particularly well with the members. He could chug beer with the best of them.

The Colonial Tavern was one of our favourite haunts during that summer. Sandwiched between the stately columns of two venerable bank buildings, the allure was cheap draft beer and good music. One night in late August, Roscoe was having a few beers with some of the members. I distinctly remember Brothers Brian and Marc being among them.

At one point, Roscoe declared “I wanna go POUNDING!” That meant to finish our beers and head out from the fraternity house to the Colonial. The entourage consisted of Roscoe, Marc, Brian and myself. The Colonial was your typical beer joint with round tables that got sticky circles on top from round after round of 6-ounce glasses of draft. We had quite a jovial time until Roscoe let the beer get the better of his good sense. His seat was against a wall and when he finished a glass, he would slam it onto the floor behind him, smashing it to pieces. The action was accompanied by a bizarre laugh that sounded like a cross between Woody Woodpecker and Superstone from The Flintsones.

“Hoo hoo hoo ha ha.” Smash!

“Hoo hoo hoo ha ha.” Smash!

Before long there was a heap of broken glass building up. The rest of us were mortified but we kept quiet. Roscoe was not being at all subtle and eventually the manager came over to our table. He took one look at the rubble, looked us over and said, “I think you boys had better drink up and leave.”

The next think I knew there was a bouncer standing behind each one of us with arms folded ominously. I didn’t even take the time to empty my glass. I got up and headed straight for the exit. The others followed with Roscoe bringing up the rear.

“What’s the matter with you wimps?” he slurred. “We could have taken them. I know karate.” Roscoe proceeded to demonstrate his martial arts skill with a kick to the air after which he spun around clumsily and fell flat on his butt to the ground.

Seeing that Roscoe was having trouble getting back on his feet, the rest of us helped him up, then escorted him onto a subway train and back to the fraternity house. With just a gentle push, he landed with a thud on his bed. I think that was where the term crashing originated.

Roscoe only had a few more weeks to go in his residency at the house, and they went by without any other major incident. But Brother Brian managed to imitate that ridiculous laugh to a tee, and we would cajole him into replicating it whenever we got together for some imbibing.

When the Colonial was demolished some years later to make way for development, I wonder if the construction workers heard the sound of breaking glass accompanied by “hoo hoo hoo ha ha.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

His Drinkin’ and Smokin’ Came Before the Rent

 “Jesse’s drinkin’ came before the groceries and the rent ...”

This line from The Baptism of Jesse Taylor by The Oak Ridge Boys describes perfectly the lifestyle of a guy who was once my drinking buddy. This guy was a full-fledged alcoholic by the age of 20 and for almost 30 years we hung together with booze as our constant companion.

I quit drinking in 2012 and have not touched a drop of the stuff since. It meant giving up certain habits and even acquaintances and I could no longer associate with this guy. For the rest of this piece I will refer to him as “Guy” although that’s not his real name. Those of you who are close to me will recognize who Guy is, and would I ask that you keep that to yourselves. He is, simply put, the biggest screw-up I’ve ever known, and you may get a chuckle out of some of the tales I relate.

Guy lived with his parents until he was 32 years old. He blasted the music on his stereo until all hours of the morning. Every day he drank until he passed out, with the music still blaring. His mom or dad would have to enter his room and turn the music off. When he finally came to, he was usually too hung over to go to work. He missed more days of work that he put in and never held on to a job for very long.

Every morning his mom cleaned out the overflowing ash tray and picked up the empty beer bottles. Another day, another twenty-four empties.

His parents finally had had enough and told him to move out. His dad ran his own carpentry operation and had contracts with several apartment building owners. He used his contacts to land an apartment for Guy and personally guaranteed the initial rent. When Guy could no longer find work on his own, his dad took him on as an employee of his firm and tried to show him the ropes.

How Guy ever managed to hang on to his apartment for 15 years before being kicked to the curb is a constant source of wonderment to me. His dad eventually stopped subsidizing  his rent and he continually fell behind in the payments. Beer and cigarettes took priority over the rent. To make up for the shortfall in the budget, he borrowed from everyone, his lawyer sister being the main source.

One day Guy showed me a notice he’d received from the Landlord and Tenant Board. The landlord had scheduled a hearing at which they would ask the board to grant an eviction order for unpaid rent. You’d better go to that meeting, I told him. I can’t, he said - I have to be at work. Your choice, I said, but if you don’t show up they’ll probably get an order.

Some time later his sister contacted me and said that her brother, true to form, did not show up at the hearing and the landlord got an eviction order that they could enforce at any time. She didn’t have the time to look after it and was not familiar with tenancy law in any case. She knew that I’d had experience with the Small Claims Court system and because it is similar to how the tenancy board operates, she asked if I’d help.

I am neither a lawyer nor a paralegal but I had years of watching Judge Wapner on The Peoples Court under my belt. In those days you could represent Small Claims litigants as their “agent.” I helped several people win their cases against rogue towing companies. I successfully sued one of them myself and won a large judgment which included hefty punitive damages.

Guy could appeal the eviction order by applying to the board for a hearing at which he would have to give reasons why the order should be lifted. The first thing he would have to do is bring all rent arrears up to date. He would have to swear an affidavit outlining the date and method of all payments made.

He borrowed from a bunch of people, even me, and his sister commissioned the affidavit. Then he would have to go to the board’s office and pick up a package with instructions for launching the appeal.

Fast forward about a month and I get another call from the sister. No one showed up at the appeal and the board left the eviction order in place. She asked me if there was anything more that could be done.

I was astonished to learn that Guy could appeal the appeal. It was called a request for reconsideration or something like that. He would have to pay a $50 fee and provide a damn good reason why he should get another kick at the can.

Why in God’s name didn't you attend the appeal when you went to all that trouble to pay the back rent and get an affidavit signed? I asked incredulously.  He never picked up the package from the board. (“I had to be at work.”) Well, for Christ’s sake. The package contained the date and time of the hearing, a Notice of Appeal to be served on the landlord and an Affidavit of Service to be filed with the board as proof that the landlord had been served. Since the landlord was not notified of an appeal, they of course did not show up.

The only explanation I could think of was that Guy did not understand the procedure. He would not have gone through the process of paying all arrears and swearing an affidavit if he wasn't serious about an appeal, I argued. The board somehow bought it. They scheduled a hearing.

This time I made damn sure he attended and I went with him. The meeting went quickly. The lawyer for the landlord explained to us how it would work. He would rise when the chair asked if there were resolutions, he would state that all arrears were paid and ask for the order to be stayed. “You dodged a bullet,” the chairman said to Guy.

A few more months passed and I got a call from Guy. He was living with his parents again after 15 years. He’d been evicted. The board had stayed the order, but not rescinded it. The landlord still had the order in their back pocket. It could be enforced whenever the landlord wanted. The very next time he fell behind with the rent, they called the sheriff, who came and changed the locks while Guy was at work.

Since then (2013), the tenancy laws have changed and there is no more appeal of the appeal. The tenant gets one shot to get it right. But the law still highly favours the tenant and a landlord can incur large financial losses if they are unfortunate enough to be saddled with a professional deadbeat.

As for the money I loaned to Guy, I had to think of innovative ways to recoup at least a portion of my losses. But that’s another story.

 

Taras Shevchenko Day

People have wondered why I observe Taras Shevchenko Day every March 9. Taras Shevchenko (March 9, 1814 - March 10, 1861) was a Ukrainian poet, artist and social activist  who became a national hero to that country. 

"But you're not of Ukrainian descent," they correctly note. If I were to take an Ancestry DNA test, I'm thinking it would show 50% English (my dad's side) with 25% Irish and 25% German (my mon's side). Here's the story of a man named Oleg:

It was March 9, 1992. I was working as a development support analyst in the IT department at Eaton's. I was responsible for the batch processing that started up near the end of the workday and continued running overnight. I would carry a pager so that I could be reached if something went wrong in the middle of the night shift. On most occasions I could solve the problem over the phone. Sometimes, however, it meant going in.

I was just about to leave for the day when I got called. The very first job in the batch run crashed. Then every job running simultaneously. I looked at the system log and saw that every time the system issued an operator command to mount a tape, the program would abort. The batch systems back then relied heavily on tape input and output, unlike the real time systems that ran during the day, which used direct access disc storage.

I figured it must be the tape management system. It was a third-party software product that replaced IBM's subsystem, which had severe limitations. I ran one of my own programs that retrieved data I had stored on tape. You had to conserve every precious byte of disc storage back then. I had just run it a couple of days before. Now it crashed. The tape management system had to be the culprit. I paged the system programming manager, whose department was responsible for supporting the software. He called from a pay phone saying he was on the way home but would head back in. Meanwhile, Oleg, a technician in the network area, happened by my desk.

"Vurkink late?" he asked in his delightful Ukrainian accent. I explained the problem and he said, "show me dump." The system dumps the contents of its storage in hexadecimal digits whenever a program crashes. At one time they had to be printed on paper, producing a stack three or more feet high. We at least had the technology by that time to route the dump onto disc where it could be viewed from a screen.

After about 15 minutes Oleg showed me a line of hexadecimal code that meant little to me. I had never mastered the technique of analyzing system dump data. "Shooting dumps" is what the bits and bytes techies called it. He pointed out a two-byte segment of machine code. "Here iss vair eet crash," he said. The line of code looked something like this.

5820 B022 5A20 B021 8B20 0001 5B20 B026 0A0D 000C

It meant nothing to me. "See the eenstruction 0A0D? 0A is machine code that pass control to supervisor. Next two hexadecimal digits can be from 0 to 255 (00 to FF in hex). 0D is hexadecimal for 13. Supervisor call code 13 mean seestem abort task immediately. Vhy iss user program doink supervisor call anyvay? That is reserved for operatink seestem."

I told him that the tape management system probably does calls to the system supervisor as it replaces IBM's code. "That must be eet," Oleg said. “Somevun poot een wronk supervisor code. Must findink out vut supervisor code tape seestem use." I paged the system program manager again. It was unknown how long it would take him to respond. Meanwhile, Oleg suggested we go to the system programming department and look at their manuals. We encountered a row of empty desks as they had all left for the day. Oleg pulled a manual from a bookcase. It was the installation manual for the tape management software. The system was called UCC-1/TMS from University Computing Company in Dallas, Texas. It was used by almost all the big iron mainframe computer installations.

Oleg pointed me to a section in the manual where it described the software's supervisor call routine. It used code 208, D0 in hexadecimal. The system programming manager had now arrived back at the office. Oleg asked him if a recent change had been made to the tape software. They had put in a patch earlier in the day, he said. It was done by one of his guys.

"Your guy dyslexic," Oleg told him. "He code 0A0D ven should be 0AD0. Instead of passink control to tape subroutine, supervisor brink whole seestem down." The manager's jaw dropped. I would have never found that in a million years. I'll bet he wouldn't have either." Change code, reboot seestem. Then should be okay."

It was now the other guy's problem. He said he was going to have a little talk with his guy the next day. It would take a good two hours to reboot the system and get everything running again. I said I was going to leave. If I didn't get paged, I would assume everything worked alright. Meanwhile, I told Oleg I owed him a drink. Or several. It was about eight pm.

We went to a restaurant and bar at 1 Dundas West called J J Mugs. My drink of choice then was scotch & soda, his vodka & tonic. And boy could he drink. We had dinner and several rounds of drinks. At around 10 pm we were ready to leave.

He said it was Taras Shevchenko Day and he was going to catch a celebration at the Ukrainian Association at Bloor and Keele. Taras Shevchenko? He told me about the Ukrainian poet and social activist who was that country's national hero. I decided to go with him.

Taras Shevchenko 1814-1861

The place was crowded to the rafters. There was music, dancing and laughter. Oleg disappeared into the crowd. I hung around for a bit. There were some announcements over the loudspeakers and cheers and applause came from the crowd. I didn't understand any of it. I figured I had better head home, sleep off my drunk and try to get to work on time in the morning.

At work the next day I filled boss in on what had happened. Good work, he told me. It was all Oleg, I said. I didn't know if anyone else would have found the problem. Oleg didn't come in to work that day.

I associated closely with Oleg after that. We had lunch on many occasions. I had never met a more brilliant software technician and I learned a lot from him. He was a really nice guy to boot. He told me my name is also a Ukrainian name; it is pronounced "Deneez." Of Greek origin. He even showed me how to write it in the Cyrillic alphabet - Дениз.

We were all laid off from Eaton's a few months later. The entire company went belly up seven years after that. With his cred Oleg probably landed another job immediately. It took me a year. I found work at Canada Revenue and moved to Ottawa where I stayed for six years.

Ever since, I celebrate Taras Shevchenko Day every March 9 and remember what a wonderful help Oleg was to me that day.

 

No Trump (Anymore)

 The first time I ever heard the name Donald Trump was in April 1983 during a trip to Atlantic City.

I was looking for a short getaway in mid-April and a write-up in the weekend paper about the recovery from decadence of the once popular oceanside resort caught my eye. The Playboy Hotel appealed to my hedonistic instincts. I booked everything through a travel agency in the building where I worked.

I boarded a Toronto to Philadelphia flight and took a shuttle for the one-hour drive to Atlantic City. The hotel was just as glitzy as I’d imagined. I had a nice room with a great view of the ocean. The room rates were in line with other hotels on the Boardwalk but that’s where the comparison ended. The restaurants were priced way out of my comfort zone and the minimum table bets in the casino were for the high rollers only. For a sum I didn’t dare ask you could get a Playboy bunny hanging off each arm everywhere you went and have pictures taken as proof of your appeal to the ladies.

I found reasonably priced restaurants elsewhere on the Boardwalk and I gravitated to the nearby Golden Nugget where I could afford the minimum table bets. My game was craps. I had studied it intently before I left on the trip.

I soon got the hang of casino protocol. You have to play with chips. To get chips you wait for a pause in the action and place your money in the middle of the table. The dealer grabs your cash, counts it and deftly passes you a stack of chips. When you leave the table you take whatever chips you have to the cashier, where you exchange them for money. The cashier asks if you have any “markers.” These are like IOUs representing amounts that the casino has loaned you on credit. It’s something I would avoid like the plague.

I was lucky at the dice table. I was dressed to the nines and when it was my turn to roll the dice I was in my glory. At one point I began “rolling numbers.” That’s when you roll a 4, 5, 6, 8, 9 or 10 (a point) on your first shot. Then you have to roll that number, or point, again but if a 7 comes up first, you lose. I kept rolling and rolling but got neither the “point” nor a seven. Word got around that there was “a guy rolling numbers at the craps table.” When that happens a crowd usually shows up and starts putting money down. If you keep rolling and don’t “seven out,” the observers stand to make good money. I rolled the dice for quite some time until I finally made my point. I was a popular guy. If I had rolled a 7, everyone’s bets would have been wiped out and I’d have been a pariah. As it turned out they did quite well. So did I.

I cashed my chips and went to the bar which was on the top floor with a beautiful ocean view. While pouring my drink the young bartender talked effusively about “Mr. Trump.” Mr. Trump, genius, Mr. Trump brilliant businessman, blah blah. Okay then. I finished my drink and went back to the craps table. I made some more money. I carried an armload of chips to the cashier and headed back to the bar. “Scotch and soda,” said the bartender immediately upon seeing me. I was impressed. Once again it was Mr. Trump this, Mr. Trump that.

I had dinner at the Golden Nugget. It was very good and not too expensive. This server as well was all about Mr. Trump this, Mr. Trump that.

The next day I tried another casino, Caesars Boardwalk close to the Playboy. Once again I was dressed to the nines but my luck started to change. I started off winning but then ran into a losing streak - or, in craps parlance, the table got cold. I was up about $600 when I decided my best strategy would be to stop gambling. I bought a souvenir wall display from Caesars and called it quits.

But I had another full day in Atlantic City and there wasn’t much else to do there but gamble. There was no entertainment to speak of in those days. It was mid-April, so the beach wasn’t an option. And as one song goes (I think), you can only go up and down Boardwalk so many times.

With my winnings I decided I could afford a dinner at my hotel, the Playboy. It was a Japanese restaurant where you sit with others around a common table. I explained to my fellow diners that I still had another full day and a bit to go but I wasn’t going to gamble anymore so I wouldn’t lose what I’d already won.

“Yes you are,” teased the stunningly attractive young lady next to me. “I can tell by the glimmer in your eye.”

“No! No I’m not!” I somehow managed to hold firm. The Boardwalk to this day has the ruts from my pacing back and forth for a solid day and a half.

The Golden Nugget that had been so good to me actually wasn’t owned by Donald Trump back then, but he was probably involved in some kind of negotiations because he took it over in 1985 and called it Trump’s Castle. He later tired of the castle theme and made it into Trump’s Marina. He sold the venture in 2011 and the name reverted to the Golden Nugget.

Hugh Hefner sold the Playboy Hotel in 1984 and it was renamed the Atlantis. Trump got his paws on it in 1989, called it Trump World’s Fair and, you guessed it, drove it into the ground. The hotel was demolished in 2000 leaving a vacant lot between S Florida Avenue and S Bellevue Avenue that remains to this day.

Thus began the tradition, chronicled by Rick Wilson, of Everything Trump Touches Dies.

Today, the last vestige of Trump's sway in Atlantic City is being expunged. At 9:00 am, the Trump Plaza will be demolished by a Las Vegas Style implosion. Over the next weeks, it will be good riddance to bad rubble.

The Old Stomping Ground Part 2

Eglinton, Oakwood, Times Road

A common destination before I took to a bicycle was the Colony Theatre at the "five corners" defined by the intersections of Eglinton Avenue, Dufferin Street and Vaughan Road. An alternative route back home on foot took me east along Eglinton and north up Times Road.

Across from the Colony at the northeast corner of Dufferin and Eglinton was St. Cuthbert's United Church. It had a robust membership back in the heyday of churchgoing society. When declining attendance began affecting both St. Cuthbert's and Fairbank United six blocks north on Dufferin, there was talk of amalgamating the two congregations.

I used to comment to my Mom, who was Fairbank's treasurer, that they would let both churches fold before one would ever join the other. St. Cuthbert's would be the first to go under in 2001. The building still stands and is now part of the British Methodist Episcopal Church.

St. Cuthbert's United Church in the mid 1950s

One block east on the Colony on the south side of Eglinton at Northcliffe Boulevard was the York Township main library. I would spend many an hour there working on school assignments. My teacher, having noticed that my reading consisted mostly of science related non-fiction, suggested that I strive for "a higher plane." The librarian would be able to help, she said.

The librarian asked if I had ever read Dickens or Kipling. I hadn't. "You MUST!" she declared in a voice that reminded me of Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle. When closing time was nigh, this lady would flick the light switches on and off in a rapid-fire fashion that turned the library's interior into a precursor of the strobe-lit discos of the 1970s. I surmised that it was Librarian for "get your asses out!"

York Township Main Library, 1954

I checked out a Kipling title from the ones suggested. I decided against The Jungle Book because it reminded me of my negative experience with Cub Scouts. Instead I chose Kim. The adventures of a boy about my age. It was a difficult read until I saw the Classics Illustrated version on the comic book stand. Throughout the rest of elementary and high school, I would read the Classics Illustrated version of just about every work both on and off the curriculum in addition to the actual book. For me, it made the task of trying to become literate much more fun.

Classics Illustrated titles commanded a premium 15 cents per issue when regular comics were 10 cents.

Across Eglinton from the library was Salerno Pizzeria. They had, by far, the best pizza in the area. In the late 1970s they opened an upscale dining room next to the pizza parlour. A review in Toronto Life  declared "this restaurant shines in just enough ways to make a trip across town worth while."

Sometimes I would overshoot Times Road and keep going east along Eglinton to Oakwood. There was an A&P grocery store on the south side and the Prime Restaurant was on the southeast corner at Oakwood. The only image I could find of the Prime from back in the day was on a matchbook cover. The characteristic door located square on the corner is still there, the space being now occupied by a Cash Money outlet.

Heading back west, the Times Barber Shop was near the corner of that road and Eglinton. I always had my hair cut there until the Beatles influenced my choice of hairstyle right up to the present day. That's when I was compelled to seek out a "stylist." I remember being freaked at around age 12 the first time the barber whipped up some shaving cream in a mug, stropped his razor, and scraped away the fuzz around my ears and back of my neck. Today, there is a barber shop in the exact same location.

Heading north up Times Road, you arrived at "The Tracks." By 1960, the Belt Line passenger railway built in 1898 was almost never used, and it was the preferred place for the local kids to hang out. The steep banks on each side were heavily treed and you could hide from prying eyes as you lit up a forbidden cigarette. Three lumber yards were situated along the tracks and all three had scrap piles that we kids could help ourselves to with the owners' blessing. With a hammer, a few nails and pieces of plywood and 2x4s the handier kids could fashion a half decent fort. There was an ideal location by the tracks just west of the Dufferin Street bridge. Absolutely no girls allowed.

1960 Aerial Photograph of the Tracks, Woolen Mill and Lumber Companies

In 1969 there was a devastating fire that wiped out the Oliver and Home lumber companies on the south side of the tracks. Fairbank Lumber on the north side was untouched. The burned out area is now Walter Saunders Memorial Park.

The Paton & Baldwin woolen mill was on the north side of the tracks. The 1930 art deco building was converted to lofts in the early 2000s.

Walter Saunders Memorial Park was Once the Location of the Oliver and Home Lumber Companies

Only three blocks more to get home, and once a week the library Bookmobile would park itself at Times Road and Ridelle Avenue, a mere block away. If the books I had borrowed were soon due, I could return them there instead of making the trek across the tracks to Eglinton. That was okay. I quit smoking almost immediately after taking my first drag.

The Old Stomping Ground Part 1

Briar Hill, Dufferin, Eglinton

I was late in life getting a bicycle. It was the summer when I was ten. Most of my friends had bikes for a couple of years. Mom was a single parent supporting three kids as well as her own mother.
 
My older sister had a paper route and after performing well in a subscription drive she was given an array of prizes to choose from. Instead of picking something nice for herself, she got a bicycle for me. But prior to the expanded world that was now open for exploration, I was resigned to covering the neighbourhood on foot.

Two blocks up the road lay the venue that would dominate 9 years of my emerging life, Briar Hill Public School. The yard and entrances were delineated for boys and girls, a setup the educators of the time considered peremptory. With just a few months remaining in my final year, I inadvertently violated the boundary line while deep in discussion about current affairs with a classmate. The punishment was swift but had a silver lining which is the topic of another story. In 2014, the school was demolished in deference to Toronto’s love affair with condominiums. The wrecking crew barged in before proper permits were secured and the cornerstone of the original 1863 schoolhouse was buried in the rubble, possibly lost for all time.

Fairbanks. A common mistake, but this isn't Alaska.

Directly across from Briar Hill School on Dufferin Street is Fairbank United Church, another influential part of my formative years. Before its 1889 construction, the Methodist congregation used to meet at the 1863 one-room schoolhouse. The church building remains much the same as it was with the original stained glass windows.

Having been designated a heritage site, the building will hopefully not fall prey to the condominium craze should its dwindling congregation one day decide to cease operations.

Continuing south on Dufferin Street and making a slight jog left on Ridelle Avenue was Ridelle Park, which is still there and now named J. T. Watson Parkette. There was an ice rink in the winter, divided in half by a chain link fence attached to wooden posts. One side was designated for playing hockey and the other for regular skating. A wooden shack heated by an oil stove provided welcome shelter from the cold.

After a round of hockey, I would retire to the Sky Ranch restaurant, which hasn't changed much since its 1960-ish debut. A huge oval plate of french fries was 20 cents. It was enough for 2 kids and the waiter garciously provided a second fork for the friend sitting beside me on the swivel seat at the counter. My friend would ask for gravy on the fries and I insisted that none be put on my side because I didn't think I would like it. One day I accidentally got a splash of gravy on my share and to my surprise I loved it and the waiter was no doubt relieved that he no longer had to cater to my picky tastes.

Right across from the Sky Ranch at the southeast corner of Dufferin and Castlefield was a Canadian Tire store. Today it is a car dealership. The retailer's system was revolutionary for the day. One sample of the merchandise was displayed on the main floor and the customer filled out a form with the part number which would be sent downstairs via a pneumatic tube. Guys on roller skates filled the orders down below and sent them up in a basket on a conveyor belt. Industry experts no doubt concluded it was more cost efficient to have the customers pick the item themselves from an ample supply within arm's reach.

Just to the south at Dufferin and Roselawn doing land office business was Fairbank Lumber. Right before the railway bridge was a building that looked like someone's house but with a sign that read Justice of the Peace. I never once saw anyone enter or exit through that door.

Going past the tracks meant having to step onto Dufferin Street and dodge oncoming cars because the sidewalk came to a dead end at the girder bridge. In the mid 1960s sidewalks on both sides of the street were created by tunneling through the rail overpass. At Hopewell Avenue I would cross Dufferin to the west side where Fairglen Dairy was located between Schell and Bowie Avenues. Their milk was delivered by horse drawn wagons right through the 1950s.

The fish and chip shop a few doors south of Ramsden Road was called Eglinton Fish & Chips even though it was on Dufferin. An "order" cost 25 cents or, if that was too rich for your blood, one thin dime would buy an order of chips served in a paper cone and liberally doused with salt and apple cider vinegar.

Next on the itinerary was the Kresge store which could be accessed from both Dufferin and Eglinton. The candy counter was a favourite of mine where I could choose from among the sweets and decide how much I wanted to spend. It was exactingly weighed and put in a bag. One time I had a quarter burning a hole in my pocket and I spent it all on gum drops. The size of the bag scared me and I thought I would have candy to last until adulthood.

In my early teens I would buy my 45 rpm records that comprised the top 50 on the CHUM Chart at Kresge's. They would play the song before you decided to buy and it came over the speakers through the entire store.

Crossing Dufferin and Eglinton diagonally would lead to where Vaughan Road's northwestern terminus joined the "five corners." They were just starting to build St. Hilda's Anglican Church which looked like it had been poured from a Jello mold. A few steps past the Esso station was the Colony movie theatre and the quarter burning a hole in my other pocket would get me in to the Saturday matinee to see such blockbusters as Swiss Family Robinson and Polyanna.

After the movies, I went home by a different route. And that's the subject of future posting.